As always, the parodic elements are not my property and are done for the sake of non-profit enjoyment.
Today we have the climactic scene of Planet of the Apes, an utterly misused scene from A Woman of No Importance by Oscar Wilde, and finally one of the Tracer Bullet tough-guy monologues from Calvin and Hobbes.
Olivier is not impressed. I could blame him, but it will get uglier tomorrow (and start to get better next weekend...)
Well, I suppose it can't get much worse than this! Unless, of course, L.B. has a spare theater waiting to drop on unsuspecting auditioners! :D