"Hi, I'm Neil. I'm not a doctor, but I played one on TV."
I never ever saw the original ad for "I'm a doctor, but I played one on TV", but I love the line. I riff on that like others riff on "I'm a doctor dammit, not a <noun>!", but I get a lot of blank stares for that one. At least I enjoy it!
I edited my previous post. I really should have a coffee and put on my glasses before typing first thing in the morning! Can we please have a steel cage match between Gielgud and Neil? That would be awesome!
I'm trying to imagine Shakespearian Thespian Wrestling. I like it. We may see it later, but it's not in the cards at the moment...