I meant to have a subplot about Barney, but the horror would be too much for me to handle.
lol, squad of hams... Mmm. Ham. Right. Well the Barney stuff, just go find that old game Barney C.A.R.N.A.G.E.* That should fix it right up.
*Stood for I believe, Colossally Armed Rapid-fire Nuclear Atomic Gun Evaporator. That was at the end, to prevent more Barneys from getting to Earth. I favored striking him down with lightning and then killing all his subsequent ghosts. (this was way back in middle school btw)