Hahaha @ last panel. I would put that speech bubble in the first panel, to the right there, since the overlapping tail is kind of distracting.
He is, however, "Captain tell you everything else you really didn't want to know but were afraid to ask."
@Redstorm - Roger that on the distracting tail. Maybe I'll fix it later - it was a late-night completion, and I didn't notice it then.
@Deathdog - And often "Captain I-kind-of-was-curious-but-not-really-interested-and-gosh-you're-telling-me-anyhow-golly-you-just-keep-going-on-and-on-you-would-think-you-were-paid-by-the-word-oh-that-was-neat-after-all", depending on the situation.
Shaving with a cavalry saber is super manly.