1) Sorry that yesterday's just made it under the wire to be on time (for my timezone, which is one of the last in a calendar day, being on the west of North America.
2) Sorry that yesterday's ran out of room for a punchline, so today may have gotten a tad ribald in an effort to (over?)compensate.
3) Sorry to have to link to http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StuffedIntoTheFridge to explain the gruesome joke. Consider yourself warned for a) content and b) the addictive nature of TV Tropes.
Wow. I think Clarence needs some help. Aphrodite clearly wears the pants in their relationship. lol.
Anyway, don't worry about late comics. I think most readers are pretty understanding, especially when you've got other stuff going on. Which in your case is the twins and so forth. :)