Agh!! This webcomic is so confusing!!! I don't know WHAT is happening!!
Fair point! This was the middle of the start of things when I was playing with the two 2008 Advent Calendars. It wasn't supposed to make sense yet because I had no idea what it was going to be, let alone that it was going to end up a webcomic. It settles down by the end of December.
I appreciate you trying to make sense of it, though!